In the antediluvian days of LiveJournal, before there was the Archive Of Our Own, all my fic was posted there. By the time LJ booted me out AO3 existed, and I'd put everything I'd written there, so I never quite got round to posting on Dreamwidth as well. I write Tolkien fic mostly, in the rather niche category of Silmarillion gen, and all more or less in the same universe, though there is also a gigantic Star Wars Sequel Trilogy ensemble fic that is in progress and almost finished.

So here is one of the recent ones. All that anyone needs to know is that in this version of the Trousers of Middle-earth Time, Mablung of the Ithilien Rangers and Elanor Gamgee, Sam's daughter, collaborated on a decades-long project to rescue and rehabilitate Sauron's fell-beasts.

"The Last Flight of Elanor Gamgee"




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I happened to be thinking of music for funerals, as one does.

For my own, my favourite for the beginning would be Tolkien's 'Bilbo's Last Song', in the setting by Donald Swann from the second edition of his song cycle "The Road Goes Ever On".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6nmOjqXAo

For those who don't like that, I note that Stephen Oliver's setting for the BBC's mighty 1981 radio dramatisation is also good, and The Hobbitons did a very nice cover , at a more accessible pitch than that of the boy soprano in the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6v6NOJM2Q4

The great John le Mesurier (who voiced Bilbo in that dramatisation) recorded a demo tape of the first verse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYhvdzLKdZQ

And for the end it would be the "Top Gun Anthem". Which version, though? The original with Steve Stevens doing his guitar-god thing is fabulous of course, but might strain the patience of those attending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvAKF00VNI

And in any case I like the elegiac quality that Hans Zimmer et al gave it in the shorter version used in the sequel film, "Top Gun: Maverick".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zq7ujKwuRY&t=18s
The utterly delightful song "Diggy Diggy Hole", which has added itself to my list of lifetime earworms, has several equally charming versions on video, including a sweet one by Yogcast, and a very nice instrumental version with medieval European instruments by Bardcore.


But really, the ultimate version to my ear is by the Italian power metal band Wind Rose (the video is rather funny too), whose CDs I shall add to my to-be-acquired list (streaming is difficult here, and anyway, I like to own my music).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
I had no particular hope for :The Rings of Power", but this put the stake into it definitively:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416vFlu595Q

Many fine points, and from the clips, justified. Oh Galadriel, what have they done to you...not to mention Celeborn? There's much less direct material on the 2nd Age, obviously, but plenty for a lot of decent stories. The tragedy of Eregion could be one all by itself without needing...all the other stuff.
I as out of town for a fortnight, and just got back, so I've started posting for this in AO3. They will all be part of one of my several ongoing episodic series of Tolkien fics.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39655998
My fic-writing in the last couple of years has mostly been occupied by the baggy monster Star Wars serial. However, inspired by [community profile] tolkienshortfanworks, I have written two new Tolkien fics in as many days. While they are short, they are unfortunately not short enough, so I have put them up on Archive of Our Own.

"The Door of Fire" is third in my occasional series "Stations of the SIckle", which looks at the lead-up and aftermath of the War of Wrath in Valinor. It can also be read as part 7 of my also occasional series "What Celebrimbor Did Next", the further adventures of our Elvish Mad Scientist in his second life in Valinor:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27874442?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_368890531


"A Sudden Excess of Stars" is part 1 of a new fic about Eöl, waking up in the Gardens of Lorien after his death, and what happens after that.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27857609


I hate mayonnaise, even the good, hand-made kind. It feels oily and disgusting in my mouth, and the thought of eating raw egg fills me with horror (an admittedly delicious chocolate mousse gave me a night's very nasty food poisoning; never again). My preferred substitute is plain yoghurt, mixed with salt and pepper and either dill or mint or garlic. It works beautifully in traditional chicken sandwiches, the kind you have for tea, cut in triangles with the crusts removed, garnished with watercress (much tastier than parsley).
From some clever person online called "theunitofcaring" on tumblr, found through Andrew Ducker:

I feel confident Balrogs can’t fly, because that would have changed the tactical situation in the Silmarillion substantially. Tolkien paid a lot of attention to the capabilities of his armies. The Nazgul can fly and this is frequently relevant; they cover distances they couldn’t have covered overland, while Tolkien works hard to keep the distances covered by scout parties and soldiers on foot and cavalry units consistent with the realistic capabilities of those groups. ...

...in the Silmarillion...[Balrogs]...don’t scout; they don’t seem to be used for communications or important operations at a great distance from Angband... [Morgoth used bats (or bat-like things) for his comms]; ... The Balrogs engage the front lines of their armies.. Holding a choke point works, i.e. in the retreat to Gondolin after the Nirnaeth. It worked in Moria too, and the Balrog there fell, dragging Gandalf with it.

And furthermore, Melkor spends centuries trying to make dragons (the early ones of those were flightless, too, but he got them winged eventually) precisely because it would be such an enormous tactical advantage to have forces that can work in the air! The winged dragons were a game-changer in the War of Wrath, successfully countered eventually only by the Eagles and Eärendil who could also fly. "

I am persuaded.
A friend asked me once why no-one in the Fellowship of the Ring ever caught a cold while slogging over half of Middle-earth in very sub-optimal conditions. I thought about it and told her that it was because the Fellowship consisted of several different mostly non-interbreeding species, (though obviously of the same genus). And a pony. None of them was likely to have had any diseases in common, except the Hobbits, who had by then been isolated from any other Hobbits for a substantial time, and the two Men, who were from canonically genetically superior stock (superior longevity, physical strength and endurance, and some degree of psychic power) and presumably immune to the common cold.

Working out their names was fun:

Elf Homo stellatus;
Dwarf (Homo aulii);
A Numenorean Man (Homo sapiens var numenorensis);
Aragorn, a hybrid of Numenorean-Elf-and-goddess (Homo sapiens var. numenorensisXcaelestis, 'Melian' strain;
Hobbits (Homo hobbitus); and
Gandalf, a minor god in a meat suit (Homo divinus, I suppose, given that there was more than one).

In case it's not obvious, my only acquaintance with Latin is the botanical sort, which would probably make a classicist cry.


Then I realised why I had never liked the term 'races' as used in fantasy. The ones in Middle-earth are clearly different enough to be interpretable as taxonomically separate species. I know that Tolkien did it because that was the vocabulary of his era, and then everyone followed lemming-like, but it really doesn't make a lot of sense, especially in fantasies where characters are completely non-humanoid.

Hobbits are canonically related to Men (I suppose they could interbreed if they really had to, though it's not something I care to contemplate, especially if the Hobbit is the mother). And Elves and Men were canonically the same species physically but not spiritually (Middle-earth being also a dualist universe), and they could in fact produce fertile hybrids. But the difference between a species that lives at the very most (in a relatively very small number of cases) a couple of hundred years and one that could in theory hang around until the sun dies is in my view a big enough quantitative difference to be a qualitative difference. And Dwarves were an entirely separate creation. We'll leave out Orcs for the time being (products of genetic experimentation in the labs of Utumno, obviously).

Using the term "races" makes even less sense when you are in a science fiction universe, or even a space opera one like Star Wars, unless you're using it in the regular intra-species way.

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