In need of a quarantine flag

My office staff are currently contending with COVID, dengue fever, random unknown viruses and a possible case of salmonella poisoning. Mother Nature, red in tooth and claw...I feel a great desire to just hoist the black-and-yellow outside the window and call it a day.

I'm stocking us up on COVID rapid test kits today, since we're doing daily testing until we have a week without infections.