2030-06-26 09:25 pm

No longer at Livejournal

I have effectively been kicked out of LiveJournal, since it has stopped recognising my password, and is only accepting updates from an e-mail address that is long defunct. Oh well. Ta ta, more than fifteen years of posts. My fanfiction, luckily, is all on Archive of Our Own.
2025-05-29 01:47 pm
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Cat update

Three-legged Cat (TLC), last heard of in the dining-room, did not stay there. The nice, light bamboo barricade proved so light that he eventually worked out that he could actually shove it aside far enough to wriggle through (tomcats have serious muscle, specially after six months of feeding up, rest and recuperation). The Feline Drama reached positively operatic heights after that for weeks, to the point where everyone was having their meals in separate parts of the house, and food that had been acceptable for years was suddenly next thing to poison. There was protest peeing, and vomiting on the stairs, and hissy-spitty at the slightest opportunity. Lap-cat took to sleeping on the kitchen counters during the day (when I wasn't around to shoo him off) since TLC can't jump that high off just one back foot. Bus-stop Cat and Scaredy-Cat fled upstairs, where TLC doesn't go because he finds stairs awkward to manage.

Everyone was very glad when Housekeeper came home from her holiday and normal service could resume.

The current state of play is that everyone now sits like good cats waiting for their meals, and eats together in the kitchen. TLC doesn't go upstairs and is not allowed to go outside, so he has basically become the Kitchen Cat. After dinner everyone is usually willing to hang around in the sitting-room for a bit. Both TLC and Lap-cats are territorial lap-cats who want attention and my company (Bus-Stop Cat's territory is Housekeeper's room) and have a cautiously antagonistic relationship. Since Lap-Cat is much smaller than TLC, I have to be on the alert for bullying (luckily Lap-Cat is extremely vocal when he's unhappy, he doesn't just run away like Scaredy-Cat does). We're at the point where every night I sit on my sofa imitating the action of the Berlin Wall with a cat on each side, carefully stroking them both simultaneously, and ready to clamp down at the slightest untoward move. Everyone is now also using TLC's litterbox downstairs rather than the one upstairs. When I go to bed the two of them are sleeping in separate spots in the same room.

It's progress.
2025-05-27 12:52 pm
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Nature notes 2025

There's been a lot happening in the garden this year. The house next door got sold and a four-storey hostel is being built on the site, so they cut down ALL the trees, so suddenly that side of my garden had no shade and a clear view into my porch. My landlord hurriedly put up a nice high fence, and planted a lot of quick-growing bamboos in front. The monsoon has come early, so water is not a problem.

And then the old mango tree by the gate fell after a heavy rain softened the soil, and had to be removed, causing some damage to the guardhouse and the roof of the outdoor picnic table and benches for them and the gardeners. Once that was repaired, I had a chat with the garden company about what to put in its place, and we decided on a lot of jasmine plants (which Housekeeper can use for her altar, and the guards and gardeners can too), and some Tabernaemontana divaricata.

The gardeners also checked the other old mango tree, which is at least 40 years old, so right at the edge of lifespan (notwithstanding this incredibly advanced age it produced several hundred fruits this year, which were distributed among all our employees). It had been nicely shading my bedroom windows, but turned out to have termites and fungus, so half of it had to be lopped off too. Luckily crow nesting-season is over, and we also didn't have to cut the whole tree down.

The Yellow-Vented Bulbuls [personal profile] the world's stupidest bird have managed to choose the only other bush in the garden that is within easy vertical acceleration distance of my cats, who are now lurking nearby every morning when they are let out for their post-breakfast constitutional. Housekeeper is doing her best to keep an eye on the hatchlings, but given the parents' suicidal real-estate preferences I am not optimistic.

In cheerier news, the second citron tree (the first one died), which produced one gigantic 1 kg fruit five years ago and nothing since, beyond growing huge and bushy to a good three metres tall, now has eight fruits including another huge one that is almost ripe. I am very pleased. The garden company is rather astonished, and I have promised them a fruit for growing on.

And one of the dragon-fruit plants has produced two flowers, which will hopefully develop into fruit.
2025-05-10 07:33 pm
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'Jarring' is jarring

I seem to recall that in my distant youth the process of preserving fruit or vegetables in sealed glass containers was called 'bottling'. There was also Richard III, the bottled spider (I remember wondering as a child why anyone would want to put a spider in a bottle, it seemed a rather cruel thing to do). When did it become 'jarring', a word with a useful existing meaning of its own that didn't need another one?
2025-03-30 08:41 pm
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I aten't dead

Friends who know me in real life, thank you very much for your concern and good wishes, for which I am glad and grateful. I am alive and well, at least so far. Things could be worse.

My housekeeper is away on holiday, and my (now) four cats are extremely unhappy about the sudden drop in service standards. However they now have free, make-your-own-fun feline psychodrama to entertain them instead, as Three-legged Cat (TLC for short) has graduated from the poolside gym to the dining-room (since housekeeper is not around to cook for guests I will not be using it). The maintenance people at the office have built me a lovely bamboo and chicken wire screen with which to block the doorway, so that he can see and be seen (and smell and be smelled) while not being allowed to be in direct contact with the original incumbents. I don't intend to go further than that until Housekeeper is back.

I was hoping to use this time to lose those last seven kilos that will get me down to a mice spot in the middle of my BMI range, but so far, people have been giving me food as if they fear I will starve otherwise. Which is also very sweet and kind, and it is furthermore fabulously excellent home-cooking, but does make the plan that much harder to implement...
2025-03-23 07:11 pm
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Raw fresh lotus seeds

A friend brought me some green lotus pods, and showed me how to eat the seeds. I've had them dried of course, and cooked in various ways (stir-fried, in stew, in sweet soups, as lotus paste for mooncakes and pancakes) but this was the first time I'd had the raw young seeds. They're edible and tender about a week or so after the flowers, and once the pods have formed, but will quickly get harder. Once they're nearly ripe they will be like rock and you'll need to soak them, or crack them like nuts. But right now all we had to do was pop them out of the pods, slit the soft, green outer casing with a thumbnail and eat the white seed inside. They're very nice, fresh and crunchy and just a little bit sweet. Very seasonal, of course.

https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/360000/velka/close-up-of-lotus-pods-and-seeds-background-15946634883za.jpg
2025-02-19 06:18 pm
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Posting fic again - "The Last Flight of Elanor Gamgee"

In the antediluvian days of LiveJournal, before there was the Archive Of Our Own, all my fic was posted there. By the time LJ booted me out AO3 existed, and I'd put everything I'd written there, so I never quite got round to posting on Dreamwidth as well. I write Tolkien fic mostly, in the rather niche category of Silmarillion gen, and all more or less in the same universe, though there is also a gigantic Star Wars Sequel Trilogy ensemble fic that is in progress and almost finished.

So here is one of the recent ones. All that anyone needs to know is that in this version of the Trousers of Middle-earth Time, Mablung of the Ithilien Rangers and Elanor Gamgee, Sam's daughter, collaborated on a decades-long project to rescue and rehabilitate Sauron's fell-beasts.

"The Last Flight of Elanor Gamgee"




Read more... )
2025-01-29 11:06 am
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Positive update (2)

My friend who had the stroke a few years ago has finally lost enough weight that she can walk up and down the stairs of her house at one step per stair, though she still has to hold onto the banister. But she can now exercise properly (she was still exercising with short walks around her block and swimming, but found longer walks very painful), and can get into her clothes from two decades ago. It has taken a long time to get even this far due to a lot of work and family stress, and she still has about 70-80 pounds to go but it's progress. She's very encouraged, and already feeling better, and I'm so happy (and relieved) for her. Her doctor is a good guy, with a sensible approach to dietary modification (like keeping steamed carrots or sweet potato to hand on her desk if she wants to stress-eat instead of biscuits, etc).


Once she achieves her target weight, I have promised to keep her company while she goes to the ateliers of all the local fashion designers she knows, and has a celebratory new-clothes orgy. After which she intends to give away or re-size all her old clothes, as incentive to maintain her weight thereafter.
2025-01-25 01:19 pm
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The Next Big Thing

Now that the GLP-1 agonists are dealing with obesity and its long train of expensive medical consequences (as well as, apparently, a lot more conditions mostly to do with other forms of overconsumption), obviously the next universal problem the solution of which will make a lot of people and companies Very Very Rich is:

BALDNESS.

This isn't just a problem for men, though they have the most visible problem. But women lose hair too, and given the social importance of hair for women it's something with serious psychological effects for them too. Find a way to reverse and prevent baldness or thinning hair, and the world will build a six-lane expressway to your door.
2025-01-08 03:52 pm
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The Best Soft Drink Ever

It called itself an Iced Orange Americano. It consists of black coffee, orange juice and soda water, in a tall tumbler over ice. An absolutely amazing thirst-quencher on a hot day. If you want something a bit sweeter, you can substitute ginger syrup, that's very good too, but I prefer the orange. I'd be quite interested to try pomelo juice too, if I can get some.
2025-01-01 12:27 pm
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Rest in peace Manmohan Singh and Jimmy Carter

Manmohan Singh, 6 September 1932 - 26 December 2024, Prime Minister of India 2004-2014

James Earl Carter Jr, 1 October 1924 - 29 December 2024, President of the United States of America 1977-1981.

My friend and teacher, who died yesterday aged 90, whom I will not name because she was a private citizen.



Their deeds were virtuous and meritorious, each in their scale. May their names be remembered with honour.
2024-12-11 12:47 pm
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Things to do with cherries

A friend gave me a princely gift, a whole lot of top-grade black cherries. They were far more than I could possibly eat at once, so I gave some away, froze some, ate some, and finally, cooked some. The initial plan was for cherry pie, but all the recipes involved cornstarch for "cherry pie filling", which in my experience long ago in New York, results in a repulsively glue-like texture. In the end, after discussion with Housekeeper, she sprinkled a bit of brandy on the cherries, left them overnight, and then made a superb cherry crumble. Perfect. It freezes pretty well, too.

Cherries are my favourite temperate-climate fruit, after apricots, and good apricots are almost impossible hard to find, unless one lives somewhere where one can have a tree. Whereas good cherries come from Australia, the US and Chile, very reliably, depending on the time of year.
2024-11-25 01:30 pm
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Cat rescue

My next door neighbour is a great cat-lover, has two of her own, and supports a whole community of cats (sterilised, vaccinated and fed by the security guards) in her very large compound. While visiting her for dinner, we noticed that the three-legged cat (henceforth called 'TLC' for convenience' the missing hind-leg was accidental not congenital, because I remember seeing him with all four in earlier years) was covered in blood. Her vet was hastily summoned and heroically arrived notwithstanding that it was 9pm, TLC was captured, escaped, recaptured, sedated, injected with antibiotics and his several wounds including a slice along his foreleg (probably from razor wire) so deep that bone was visible, were cleaned and stitched up.

Since neighbour is currently in the process of socialising her new second cat, also a previous rescue (lovely chap but doesn't get along with the incumbent at all), I volunteered my own staff and premises as sick-bay for TLC until his wounds are healed, and he is well enough to be castrated and either adopted by someone or released back into the compound next door.

He has been in a small, glass-walled room previously only used for storage, which the landlord used as his gym, enjoying air-conditioning and a pool view. He managed to escape once, but was successfully recaptured. The vet is coming every day (neighbour is paying her bill, and I am paying for TLC's board, lodging and medication). He's a small grey-tabby and white, with yellow eyes, and a very friendly disposition, though now that he's feeling better he's a bit bored and lonely and is chewing up the cardboard sheet with which he has been supplied (he's willing to sleep in the basket now, at least).

The Beastie Boys were extremely curious at first, but because they can't really smell him, I'd guess, haven't had any screaming matches yet. The gym has also never been their territory. Lap-cat seems quite indifferent, but Bus-stop Cat and Scaredy-cat are a bit agitated. I do hope he can be adopted, because otherwise I might have to think about keeping him, and it would be tricky to integrate him with the other three, who are a solid family unit. Anyway, nothing can be decided until he has been made a eunuch and had time for the hormones to leave his system. He also needs to heal and then be de-wormed, de-flea'd and fully vaccinated.
2024-09-20 06:35 pm
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Old friends rediscovered!

On a recent trip to Bangkok to get my dengue vaccine (Qdenga, from Japan), I was delighted to find two of my favourite shops, which I lost when the mall they were in closed for renovation. And as a bonus, both of them are within walking distance of each other and the BTS!

Piklik, on the first floor of Ploenchit Centre on Sukhumvit Road sells what I can only describe as incredibly gorgeous, neo-Edwardian cotton or silk nightwear, overflowing with lace, ruffles, ribbons and embroidery.


https://www.piklik.net/women-s.html

They also have in the shop but not on the website, a selection of relatively plain but also gorgeous caftans in pleated Thai silk, which only need a bit of lace trim at sleeve-cuffs and neckline to pass for a tea-gown by Lucile.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy,_Lady_Duff-Gordon. )


GREEN COTTON, on the other hand, which I found on the ground floor of The Rich Walk (a shopping-centre attached to The Rich condo on Sukhumvit Soi 4), sells plain, very reasonably-priced, undyed cotton casual clothes of excellent quality, like light and largely unadorned cotton pyjamas, nightgowns, T-shirts, knickers, skirts and drawstring trousers, i.e. everything one would need for hot-climate informal wear. They also have really good, thick cotton socks, which I was glad to be able to stock up on in quantity, after buying one pair years ago on spec.

Both Ploenchit Centre and The Rich Walk are in between Ploenchit and Nana BTS stations, and as a bonus, the huge Siam Pharmacy is right next to Ploenchit BTS station, for all your medical needs. A terrifyingly large number of serious medicines are OTC in Thailand (most of them are manufactured there, which makes many generics particularly good value).

There is also a very good cat cafe on Sukhumvit soi 19 near the Asok BTS station, called Asok Pethouse Cat Cafe. Nice healthy rescue cats in a comfortable room to themselves with many cat-walks and sleeping places high up if they don't feel like socialising, a big window onto the street for constant amusement and a cat wheel for exercise. The cafe also has cats and kittens for adoption, and the cafe side has its own dedicated cat, who is basically the queen of the entire establishment.
2024-09-11 01:40 pm
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The rain it continues to rain every day

For weeks, now. Monsoon season, plus a string of typhoons. Floods and people displaced in large numbers all over South and Southeast Asia. Pacific Ocean typhoons seem to be bigger than the ones in the Bay of Bengal, while packing the same punch per km/h, I suppose because they have more space to spread out and grow. There's another one spinning itself up east of the Philippines right now, on the heels of Shanshan and Yagi. And then next month the second Bay of Bengal cyclone season begins...

There's been a lot less sun this monsoon season, so the dragonfruit plants only managed to produce five this year, despite an initially promising crop of buds. The papayas seem to be happy, and everything else is growing like mad, including the homicidally slippery algae on the drive. Everyone has to walk very carefully right now. The Heliconias and the Marvel of Peru and the species Torenias are flowering intensively, grabbing every little bit of sunlight they can. My swimming-pool pump broke down, turning it a brilliant shade of green before we managed to get it fixed, and is currently overflowing (into the overflow drain, so far, fingers crossed).

Housekeeper made fabulous pineapple jam from a load of juicy but non-sweet pineapples, which was variously given away and used for jam tarts, and we grilled a couple of leftover fruits with a smidgen of sugar, which came out very well. We experimented with hot-water pastry for the jam tarts, which came out very well indeed, light and crisp, even substituting butter for lard, which is not available in processed, conveniently usable form here (and we are not going to go about rendering it down ourselves). We'll be using that recipe in future, for savoury dishes too.
2024-08-09 11:16 pm
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Music for a funeral

I happened to be thinking of music for funerals, as one does.

For my own, my favourite for the beginning would be Tolkien's 'Bilbo's Last Song', in the setting by Donald Swann from the second edition of his song cycle "The Road Goes Ever On".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6nmOjqXAo

For those who don't like that, I note that Stephen Oliver's setting for the BBC's mighty 1981 radio dramatisation is also good, and The Hobbitons did a very nice cover , at a more accessible pitch than that of the boy soprano in the original.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6v6NOJM2Q4

The great John le Mesurier (who voiced Bilbo in that dramatisation) recorded a demo tape of the first verse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYhvdzLKdZQ

And for the end it would be the "Top Gun Anthem". Which version, though? The original with Steve Stevens doing his guitar-god thing is fabulous of course, but might strain the patience of those attending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvAKF00VNI

And in any case I like the elegiac quality that Hans Zimmer et al gave it in the shorter version used in the sequel film, "Top Gun: Maverick".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zq7ujKwuRY&t=18s
2024-07-20 11:56 am
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In which I discover...DWARF METAL!

The utterly delightful song "Diggy Diggy Hole", which has added itself to my list of lifetime earworms, has several equally charming versions on video, including a sweet one by Yogcast, and a very nice instrumental version with medieval European instruments by Bardcore.


But really, the ultimate version to my ear is by the Italian power metal band Wind Rose (the video is rather funny too), whose CDs I shall add to my to-be-acquired list (streaming is difficult here, and anyway, I like to own my music).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
2024-07-19 07:27 pm
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Nature update

- The dragonfruit plants are fruiting again! Two from one of mine, and so far, four from the one in the office garden.

- The spirit-occupied mango-tree also produced some very good fruit this year. It needs pruning, so I was asked by the staff to explain things and ask them not to take offence at the gardeners, which I duly did before witnesses. So no problems are expected.

- A friend with interesting multi-stem papaya plants in his garden sent me some of the fruit. It's not bad, so we'll try growing the seed. Papayas are fussy, conventional wisdom is that the bird-sown ones that grow by themselves in random parts of the garden are always the strongest.

- I've also got seed for a nice double Clitoria ternatea in a lovely royal blue from my family's garden, which are now with the gardeners. There's a fashion for using them in tisanes, which I find vaguely amusing because they have no taste whatsoever. I grew up only knowing of them as a food dye. But if you put them in hot water to extract the colour, and add lemon or lime juice, the beautiful blue colour turns into a very pretty purple. So colour-changing lemonade is now popular in restaurants.

- My yellow Marvel of Peru/Four O'Clock Flowers (Mirabilis jalapa are blooming very well, and they have a lovely scent (moth-pollinated). I love them, they're so good about seeding and so easy to grow.


I have been very annoyingly ill off and on since April. Shingles, COVID, a really nasty cough that has lasted months (charmingly referred to by my GP as "Oh yes, the 100-day cough, it's going around"). The sole vaguely positive thing about this is that I have lost 2.5 of the 5 kilos that I need to lose to get to the middle of the lowest-risk BMI category, and through nothing more than being not very hungry. I might as well have been on a GLP-1 agonist for free. I have high hopes that maintenance will be easy, because if I can get to my target weight with just the current effortless adjustment to my daily calorie intake, it should stay effortless once I can get back to my regular exercise schedule.

I still have work-related meals, far too many this week, so next week meals at home are going to be chicken sandwiches or oden. I have now found a source of decent tofu, yay. Our version of oden is made with a couple of dried shiitake mushrooms, since I don't like bonito flakes, or occasionally chicken soup, and chunks of carrot, white radish, tofu, cabbage and the mushrooms, since I dislike konjac. It's particularly nice now, in the rainy season. I'll get Housekeeper to try cabbage rolls next.

Housekeeper saved a baby sparrow which fell out of the next and couldn't fly because it had some sort of fungus growing over one eye. She made a little nest for it, and its mother kept feeding it. eventually Housekeeper just picked it up and very carefully wiped the whatever away, and it flew off! So that was good.

The best part of rainy season is that both the nights and the days are cool, and the cats spend the evenings sharing a mat in a cat heap.
2024-06-03 01:06 pm
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Book Review: "Alliance Rising", C J Cherryh

This is the most recent Alliance/Union universe book (2019). It has languished in the pile since then, until yesterday, when I picked it up and read it.

This is the earliest chronologically, being about the period just before the Company Wars began, and the beginning of the Merchanters' Alliance, the trade cartel that features heavily in many of the Alliance/Union books. Like most Cherryhs it's dense, information-heavy, and nonetheless absolutely gripping, even though it's set entirely on one small, decrepit and fading space station, and the action mostly consists of people plotting, worrying, thinking about plotting and worrying about plotting, and also the political, economic and psychological implications of an era and specific location when both FTL and sub-light co-exist.

I had to laugh at a review that complained that the book did not consider "cultural diversity", because it's about nothing else. The action is entirely driven by the dramatic and incompatible interests, cultures and worldviews of:

1 Earth, with its multiple national governments and their historical obsession with territorial control, this time applied to space;
2 Earth Company, the intergovernmental consortium that controls Earth's space-related activity (amusingly, Cherryh is careful to point out that it is a generous employer; Cherryh has never dealt in easy stereotypes)
3 Earth Company staff (individually unethical and power-hungry, true) imposed on the hapless Alpha Station;
4 Alpha station administration (legally Earth Company employees but with their own local interests, such as keeping their station population alive);
5 the short-haul FTL ships dedicated tradng among to the tiny string of near-Earth stations anchored by Alpha Station (in desperate economic straits and also trying to stay both alive and solvent),
6 the giant long-haul, culturally alien FTL ships (their crews are giant extended matrilineal families) from the far reaches of human space, completely out of Earth's control,
7 the different space stations, all of them essentially independent polities that are nonetheless interdependent with each other and the FTL ships that support them
8 the shadowy threat of Cyteen, Cherryh's own take on 'Brave New World', not yet known as Union but already culturally alien in a completely different way from all the other human polities

The book is set at the instant where a "jump-point" - Cherryh's FTL enabler - has been discovered near Earth, but the information has not yet been made public. Earth has been cut off from its former colonies and their colonies except by years-long sub-light travel (the differences in psychology from the civilisations where FTL is normalised that this creates is also one of the relevant elements in the book). The inevitability of Earth rejoining space-based humanity is the basis of the constant refrain "Sol is coming" used by different parties with hope (more trade so we can survive!), dread (sudden disruptive intrusion of irredentist imperialists into a delicate political and economic stand-off in the far reaches of human space), and resignation (going to happen, how can we mitigate the damage and protect our own interests).

While much of the plotting is directed at trying to prevent Earth reviving the concept of war, this time at the interstellar scale, those of us who have read the other Alliance/Union novels know perfectly well that it's about to start anyway.

Excellent, except that now I have to go and re-read all the others.
2024-05-30 06:49 pm
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Another re-make...

This time of the Gothic classic "The Crow", first released in 1994 after the accidental death on set of its leading man Brandon Lee (son of Bruce, of holy memory). Having looked at the trailer, I am not convinced that it can remotely approach the OTT glory of the original.

I still remember watching it, in London in 1994, on a day when I didn't have anything in particular to do (I was on holiday). It was memorable in itself, but also because immediately after that I went and watched "Thirty-Two Short Films about Glenn Gould". They were both splendid in their different ways, and then I had a very good salt beef sandwich at a little cafe down the road. It was a nice day.

This was in the days when there was a whole string of cinemas in the Leicester Square, Charing Cross Road, Piccadilly Circus area, and also I was young and cognitively flexible....